Episodes 1-23 are hilarious chapters of my life growing up a gay boy in a straight mans world. From having to play little league, to getting blown at rest stops, I cover it all! Then I'm joined every episode with a special LGBTQ+ guest who shares some of their Thomas Anonymous stories. Buckle up it's going to be a truthful sparkly ride.
Episodes
Thursday Jun 04, 2020
Thursday Jun 04, 2020
It's the premiere episode and our first stop on our journey through Thomas Anonymous: My Tango with Toxic Masculinity. Hilarious and sometimes salacious stories intertwined with flashbacks to a little boy with a heart of gay gold. Meeee!
There is nothing wrong with masculinity. Being masculine, being attracted to masculinity, all wonderful things yay! It's the expectations we sometimes put on the young boys of not being allowed to cry, or emote or feel. That pressure to be a man was such a huge part of my childhood and upbringing, that it became all consuming and propelled my life in directions I didn't want to go.
These are the tales I have to tell from my years of swimming in the toxic pool of American macho brainwashing bullshit. It is not every little boys experience. But it sure was mine.
Chapter 1 is my experience with my boy Jesus. Buckle up!
Thursday Jun 04, 2020
Thursday Jun 04, 2020
Thursday Jun 04, 2020
White men can't jump, and little gay boys would rather sit on the bench and daydream about pop stars.
Facts!
This chapter is all about my legendary career in the Junior Basketball Association. Get ready to go topless cause its shirts vs. skins bruh!
Thursday Jun 04, 2020
Thursday Jun 04, 2020
Don't worry, it's not the afternoon talk show kind of self love. It's the other kind of self love :) the kind you discover as a 12 year old boy with a huge crush on Matthew Lawerence.
Enjoy!
Thursday Jun 04, 2020
Thursday Jun 04, 2020
This chapter I walk you through my experiences being a member of the Boy Scouts of America!
Hot. Gay. All the things you want from scouts.
Enjoy:)
Tuesday Jun 09, 2020
Tuesday Jun 09, 2020
A visit into my craigslist diary and my stuck up attitude about my name. It's TOMMY!
Tuesday Jun 09, 2020
Tuesday Jun 09, 2020
Tuesday Jun 09, 2020
Who knew an anonymous van hookup could also come with a free 6 pack and cigarettes? I did.
Tuesday Jun 09, 2020
Tuesday Jun 09, 2020
Thomas Anonymous joins an organized sport and participates in food porn and day dreaming while playing second base.
Tuesday Jun 09, 2020
Tuesday Jun 09, 2020
It seems this chapter title already gives a pretty good description of itself. Finish, Zip and leave.
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Not everything is a runway with glitter explosions. Although it should be!
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
He sure did. Walk down memory lane with my boy Santa! A Thomas Anonymous Christmas Special!
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Sometimes you feel like a nut, and sometimes you don't. Sometimes an experience shifts you in a way that changes you forever.
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Look over there, it's my paper bag! It's a big one! Chapter that is, the paper bag is average sized:)
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
I wanted to be a mermaid as a child, and I didn't even realize it but I AM A MERMAID!!!
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Everybody has a first time, even America's sweetheart Thomas Anonymous!
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
From an engagement to enlisting in the military, I would do anything to be a straight bruh! Anything...
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
The final chapter of what critics are calling Thomas Anonymous' Vadge Monologues.
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Thomas Anonymous dazzles audiences at the super sporty school day called "Field Day" with his shown stopping performance of "Fuck you I'm Fabulous!"
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
WHATS YO DREAM?!? Thomas Anonymous goes to Hollywood and if you haven't seen the movie Pretty Woman you are dead to him.
Thursday Jun 11, 2020