![The Thomas Anonymous Show](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/1842184/showpodpic.jpg)
Episodes 1-23 are hilarious chapters of my life growing up a gay boy in a straight mans world. From having to play little league, to getting blown at rest stops, I cover it all! Then I'm joined every episode with a special LGBTQ+ guest who shares some of their Thomas Anonymous stories. Buckle up it's going to be a truthful sparkly ride.
Episodes
![Chapter 1 - Jesus Love Me, Duh.](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/1842184/showpodpic_300x300.jpg)
Thursday Jun 04, 2020
Chapter 1 - Jesus Love Me, Duh.
Thursday Jun 04, 2020
Thursday Jun 04, 2020
It's the premiere episode and our first stop on our journey through Thomas Anonymous: My Tango with Toxic Masculinity. Hilarious and sometimes salacious stories intertwined with flashbacks to a little boy with a heart of gay gold. Meeee!
There is nothing wrong with masculinity. Being masculine, being attracted to masculinity, all wonderful things yay! It's the expectations we sometimes put on the young boys of not being allowed to cry, or emote or feel. That pressure to be a man was such a huge part of my childhood and upbringing, that it became all consuming and propelled my life in directions I didn't want to go.
These are the tales I have to tell from my years of swimming in the toxic pool of American macho brainwashing bullshit. It is not every little boys experience. But it sure was mine.
Chapter 1 is my experience with my boy Jesus. Buckle up!
![Chapter 2 - K.T.B.](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/1842184/showpodpic_300x300.jpg)
Thursday Jun 04, 2020
Chapter 2 - K.T.B.
Thursday Jun 04, 2020
Thursday Jun 04, 2020
New York City!
College!
Dreams!
Craigslist?
Enjoy:)
![Chapter 3 - Butch Balls](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/1842184/showpodpic_300x300.jpg)
Thursday Jun 04, 2020
Chapter 3 - Butch Balls
Thursday Jun 04, 2020
Thursday Jun 04, 2020
White men can't jump, and little gay boys would rather sit on the bench and daydream about pop stars.
Facts!
This chapter is all about my legendary career in the Junior Basketball Association. Get ready to go topless cause its shirts vs. skins bruh!
![Chapter 4 - Self Love](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/1842184/showpodpic_300x300.jpg)
Thursday Jun 04, 2020
Chapter 4 - Self Love
Thursday Jun 04, 2020
Thursday Jun 04, 2020
Don't worry, it's not the afternoon talk show kind of self love. It's the other kind of self love :) the kind you discover as a 12 year old boy with a huge crush on Matthew Lawerence.
Enjoy!
![Chapter 5 - Scout's Honor](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/1842184/showpodpic_300x300.jpg)
Thursday Jun 04, 2020
Chapter 5 - Scout's Honor
Thursday Jun 04, 2020
Thursday Jun 04, 2020
This chapter I walk you through my experiences being a member of the Boy Scouts of America!
Hot. Gay. All the things you want from scouts.
Enjoy:)
![Chapter 6 - Say My Name](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/1842184/showpodpic_300x300.jpg)
Tuesday Jun 09, 2020
Chapter 6 - Say My Name
Tuesday Jun 09, 2020
Tuesday Jun 09, 2020
A visit into my craigslist diary and my stuck up attitude about my name. It's TOMMY!
![Chapter 7 - Fat Matt](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/1842184/showpodpic_300x300.jpg)
Tuesday Jun 09, 2020
Chapter 7 - Fat Matt
Tuesday Jun 09, 2020
Tuesday Jun 09, 2020
Ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only... Fat Matt <3
![Chapter 8 - Homo Depot](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/1842184/showpodpic_300x300.jpg)
Tuesday Jun 09, 2020
Chapter 8 - Homo Depot
Tuesday Jun 09, 2020
Tuesday Jun 09, 2020
Who knew an anonymous van hookup could also come with a free 6 pack and cigarettes? I did.
![Chapter 9 - Little League Losers](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/1842184/showpodpic_300x300.jpg)
Tuesday Jun 09, 2020
Chapter 9 - Little League Losers
Tuesday Jun 09, 2020
Tuesday Jun 09, 2020
Thomas Anonymous joins an organized sport and participates in food porn and day dreaming while playing second base.
![Chapter 10 - Finish. Zip. Leave.](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/1842184/showpodpic_300x300.jpg)
Tuesday Jun 09, 2020
Chapter 10 - Finish. Zip. Leave.
Tuesday Jun 09, 2020
Tuesday Jun 09, 2020
It seems this chapter title already gives a pretty good description of itself. Finish, Zip and leave.
![Chapter 11 - Toxic Gayness](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/1842184/showpodpic_300x300.jpg)
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Chapter 11 - Toxic Gayness
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Not everything is a runway with glitter explosions. Although it should be!
![Chapter 12 - Santa Came!](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/1842184/showpodpic_300x300.jpg)
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Chapter 12 - Santa Came!
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
He sure did. Walk down memory lane with my boy Santa! A Thomas Anonymous Christmas Special!
![Chapter 13 - Rest Stop Revelations](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/1842184/showpodpic_300x300.jpg)
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Chapter 13 - Rest Stop Revelations
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Sometimes you feel like a nut, and sometimes you don't. Sometimes an experience shifts you in a way that changes you forever.
![Chapter 15 - Paper Bag](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/1842184/showpodpic_300x300.jpg)
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Chapter 15 - Paper Bag
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Look over there, it's my paper bag! It's a big one! Chapter that is, the paper bag is average sized:)
![Chapter 15 - Mermaids!](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/1842184/showpodpic_300x300.jpg)
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Chapter 15 - Mermaids!
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
I wanted to be a mermaid as a child, and I didn't even realize it but I AM A MERMAID!!!
![Chapter 16 - Like A Virgin](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/1842184/showpodpic_300x300.jpg)
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Chapter 16 - Like A Virgin
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Everybody has a first time, even America's sweetheart Thomas Anonymous!
![Chapter 17 - Tango With a Cunt](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/1842184/showpodpic_300x300.jpg)
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Chapter 17 - Tango With a Cunt
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
From an engagement to enlisting in the military, I would do anything to be a straight bruh! Anything...
![Chapter 18 - Blue Collar Cock](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/1842184/showpodpic_300x300.jpg)
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Chapter 18 - Blue Collar Cock
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
The final chapter of what critics are calling Thomas Anonymous' Vadge Monologues.
![Chapter 19 - Field Gay!](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/1842184/showpodpic_300x300.jpg)
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Chapter 19 - Field Gay!
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Thomas Anonymous dazzles audiences at the super sporty school day called "Field Day" with his shown stopping performance of "Fuck you I'm Fabulous!"
![Chapter 20 - Berwick Boyz](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/1842184/showpodpic_300x300.jpg)
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Chapter 20 - Berwick Boyz
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
More butch-ness but with a twist of queer!
![Chapter 21 - California Creaming](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/1842184/showpodpic_300x300.jpg)
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Chapter 21 - California Creaming
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Cross country train trip realness.
![Chapter 22 - Welcome to Hollywood!](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/1842184/showpodpic_300x300.jpg)
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Chapter 22 - Welcome to Hollywood!
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
Thursday Jun 11, 2020
WHATS YO DREAM?!? Thomas Anonymous goes to Hollywood and if you haven't seen the movie Pretty Woman you are dead to him.
![Chapter 23 - Me](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/1842184/showpodpic_300x300.jpg)
Thursday Jun 11, 2020