Personal Journals

Episodes 1-23 are hilarious chapters of my life growing up a gay boy in a straight mans world. From having to play little league, to getting blown at rest stops, I cover it all! Then I’m joined every episode with a special LGBTQ+ guest who shares some of their Thomas Anonymous stories. Buckle up it’s going to be a truthful sparkly ride.

Episodes

It's the premiere episode and our first stop on our journey through Thomas Anonymous: My Tango with Toxic Masculinity. Hilarious and sometimes salacious stories intertwined with flashbacks to a little boy with a heart of gay gold. Meeee!

There is nothing wrong with masculinity. Being masculine, being attracted to masculinity, all wonderful things yay! It's the expectations we sometimes put on the young boys of not being allowed to cry, or emote or feel. That pressure to be a man was such a huge part of my childhood and upbringing, that it became all consuming and propelled my life in directions I didn't want to go. 

These are the tales I have to tell from my years of swimming in the toxic pool of American macho brainwashing bullshit. It is not every little boys experience. But it sure was mine. 

Chapter 1 is my experience with my boy Jesus. Buckle up!

 

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June 4, 2020

Chapter 2 - K.T.B.

New York City!

College!

Dreams!

Craigslist?

Enjoy:)

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White men can't jump, and little gay boys would rather sit on the bench and daydream about pop stars.

Facts!

This chapter is all about my legendary career in the Junior Basketball Association. Get ready to go topless cause its shirts vs. skins bruh!

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June 4, 2020

Chapter 4 - Self Love

Don't worry, it's not the afternoon talk show kind of self love. It's the other kind of self love :) the kind you discover as a 12 year old boy with a huge crush on Matthew Lawerence.

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This chapter I walk you through my experiences being a member of the Boy Scouts of America!

Hot. Gay. All the things you want from scouts.

Enjoy:)

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A visit into my craigslist diary and my stuck up attitude about my name. It's TOMMY!

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June 9, 2020

Chapter 7 - Fat Matt

Ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only... Fat Matt <3

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June 9, 2020

Chapter 8 - Homo Depot

Who knew an anonymous van hookup could also come with a free 6 pack and cigarettes? I did.

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Thomas Anonymous joins an organized sport and participates in food porn and day dreaming while playing second base. 

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It seems this chapter title already gives a pretty good description of itself. Finish, Zip and leave. 

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Not everything is a runway with glitter explosions. Although it should be!

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June 11, 2020

Chapter 12 - Santa Came!

He sure did. Walk down memory lane with my boy Santa! A Thomas Anonymous Christmas Special!

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Sometimes you feel like a nut, and sometimes you don't. Sometimes an experience shifts you in a way that changes you forever. 

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June 11, 2020

Chapter 15 - Paper Bag

Look over there, it's my paper bag! It's a big one! Chapter that is, the paper bag is average sized:)

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June 11, 2020

Chapter 15 - Mermaids!

I wanted to be a mermaid as a child, and I didn't even realize it but I AM A MERMAID!!!

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Everybody has a first time, even America's sweetheart Thomas Anonymous!

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From an engagement to enlisting in the military, I would do anything to be a straight bruh! Anything...

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The final chapter of what critics are calling Thomas Anonymous' Vadge Monologues. 

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June 11, 2020

Chapter 19 - Field Gay!

Thomas Anonymous dazzles audiences at the super sporty school day called "Field Day" with his shown stopping performance of "Fuck you I'm Fabulous!"

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More butch-ness but with a twist of queer!

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Cross country train trip realness. 

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WHATS YO DREAM?!? Thomas Anonymous goes to Hollywood and if you haven't seen the movie Pretty Woman you are dead to him. 

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June 11, 2020

Chapter 23 - Me

I finally show up. Me.

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